Pterodactyl-BEAR

this film was really good until this bit. i mean, that whole shit with the remote, and he rewinds time with it, what the fuck…

never understood this. does he like, swallow the bullet? makes no fuckin sense.

powertothekids:

everyone loves a bit of leftover crack

yeah! the world don’t belong to black, to the red, the white or the brown, the purple or yellow, but first i gotta, BANG BANG, THE BOOGIE TO THE BOOGIE, SAY UP JUMP THE BOOGIE, TO THE BANG BANG BOOGIE, LETS ROCK! YOU DON’T STOP, ROCK THE RHYTHM THAT’LL MAKE YOUR BODY ROCK!

we know what your enjoy. fag.

don’t try to be all, OH MY GOD THESE GIRLS ARE SO HOT, we all know your gay!

powertothekids:

this is my boyfriend/love of my life, he’s called Mungo and is scared of most things

…ahem.

volnus:

motherfuckingbear-dactyl:

volnus:

I am talking to an older man about literature and how he majored in English in college.

Ugh this is why I don’t like guys my age.

How many 18 year olds would like to discuss Arthur Miller?

you see, you’re saying all this bull shit, but at the end of the day, you just have dad issues. Electra Complex. google it. you sick fuck.

i don’t have dad issues. my dad is my best friend LOL!

again, ELECTRA. COMPLEX. GOOGLE. IT.

again, this is retarded. do you honestly think that Satan is real, and he’s sitting in hell watching you go, “oh he’s loving his friend! awww, that’s really cute! awww i like that. i like that.” no. if you think that you’re a fucking retard. GOD DAMN IT I HATE YOU ALL SO GOD FUCKING MUCH.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

…okay, a few things, one why is it called a bible? surely if you’re being all, OH MAI GAWD RELIGION SUCKZ BALLZ, a bible, is the last thing you’d want to be reading, let alone following? unless you’re trying to be REALLY ironic and it’s like, UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH GUIZE. GUIZE LET’S CALL IT A BIBLE TO ANNOY THE CHRIST FAGS! UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH! because lets face it, the majority of people aren’t that clever. plus, this is just spouting all the moral bull shit of the actually bible, but he’s changed the words to sound satanic. “when in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go though.” “love thy neighbour like you love yourself.” am i the only here who thinks this Anton Szandor LaVey, is either the biggest twat in the history of man, and only stupid wanna be pricks are reblogging this, or he’s a master troll…either way, y’all fucking stupid.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

…okay, a few things, one why is it called a bible? surely if you’re being all, OH MAI GAWD RELIGION SUCKZ BALLZ, a bible, is the last thing you’d want to be reading, let alone following? unless you’re trying to be REALLY ironic and it’s like, UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH GUIZE. GUIZE LET’S CALL IT A BIBLE TO ANNOY THE CHRIST FAGS! UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH! because lets face it, the majority of people aren’t that clever. plus, this is just spouting all the moral bull shit of the actually bible, but he’s changed the words to sound satanic. “when in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go though.” “love thy neighbour like you love yourself.” am i the only here who thinks this Anton Szandor LaVey, is either the biggest twat in the history of man, and only stupid wanna be pricks are reblogging this, or he’s a master troll…either way, y’all fucking stupid.

Why are older men so much more wittier and interesting to talk to?

welcometotheexecution:

who knows. maybe you’re just talking to the wrong people. or you have Electra Complex. either way you’re a scum sucking wrinkly cunt.